Last week confused f*ckboy Justin went on a date with a woman named Lisette on what seemed like a date. To her it was a date but he states that it was a “preliminary conversation,” but he didn’t make it known to her that it wasn’t a date. He assumed she knew it wasn’t a date, so he audaciously scheduled 6 preliminary converstations DATES! In today’s climate of extreme doublethink aka “alternative facts”, the mental gymnastics this guy has to climb. What first dates in 2017 include a guy bringing flowers? If that’s the case apparently have never gone on dates! LOL Where are the guys that do bring flowers on a first date? Do they exist? Send them my way! LOL
I find it highlarious that the Wyoming, MN police decided to poke fun at the counter holiday of 4/20, day of celebrating and consuming cannabis, by upping their tweet game.
While we can agree to disagree, some PDA is gross! Like if it looks like you are having sex with clothes on, get a room and do you! Like we get it! I’m judging, I know and own it. I think cute kisses, hand holding, etc. are cool but if I feel I’m a voyeur in some amateur softcore porn peepshow IRL then it’s time for me to look away and give the side eye. LOL. This woman took her pearl clutching to another level! The cynical part of me thinks she’s trying to get her 15 minutes of fame a la “Chewbacca Mom” and “CashMeOutside girl,” maybe I’m wrong. We shall see!
Here’s the video: