RHOC Season 12 Trailer!

HWs from left to right: Lydia McLaughlin, Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador, Meghan King Edmonds, Vicki Gunvalson, Peggy Sulahian, and Kelly Dodd. Courtesy of BravoTV

 

Bravo has just released the trailer for the 12th season of The Real Housewives of Orange County  (RHOC), which  premieres July 10 at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo! Who’s excited as I am?
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RHOBH Reunion Part 3: Bunny, Apologies, Truths, Xanax, and Coke

On latest episode of RHOB (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) Reunion Part III, I’m left wondering as to why they even had 3 parts. This season was a bit boring. The show needs a shake up in order to keep me as a viewer.

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RHOB Reunion Part 2: Panty Jokes, Drugs, Long Hugs, and Bunny Energy

On last weeks’s episode of RHOB (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) Reunion Part II,
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RHOB Reunion Part 1: Ice Queen and PantyGate

On last night’s episode of RHOB (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) Reunion Part I, we saw that the end of #PantyGate is near. I think everyone including the ladies can agree that it’s been the Munchhausen of this season and it’s annoying. Before the ladies are at the reunion, we get a look behind-the-scenes of the ladies preparing for battle without makeup! (Either this is really cool since they are breaking the fourth wall or super shady of the producers. I will stand by the latter.)
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Brunch With Sonja and New York?

I love nothing more than some Sunya Sonja Morgan from RHONY and Tiffany Pollard aka New York and VH1 just made my garbage person heart reality tv dream team come true!
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RHOB – It’s Expensive to Be Me

On the latest episode of RHOB (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills), we moved on from #pantygate and are talking about #SoberKim. We may need someone to stir up some shite. As much as I love these ladies, okay maybe only Erika Jayne, Brandi, and Camille, I say look for younger housewives that can bring in the drama and aspirational luxury. The main problem with Real Housewives is that they’ve become too self-aware and no one seems to want to call people on their shite except Erika Jayne, although she chooses her battles until she’s had enough. We need villains that stay villains are are okay being villains. We have too many that decide they want to be boring and rehashing the same drama, looking at you Kyle! I hope Kyle learns from Erika on how to be fun! The only thing fun is Kyle’s hot hubby Mauricio! LOL
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VPR – Thirsty Girls

This episode of Vanderpump Rules  should really be called “Lying and Cheating.”

Key moments with my commentary:

  • Ariana claims that her brother moving in with her and Sandoval is affecting their sex life. (Ya think?)
  • Lala joins them for lunch to discuss James’ living situation (he sleeps in a living room) and his 21 year old pageant girlfriend. (I don’t know what Lala, Kristen, Gigi, Pageant girl see in him. He must be such a prize!)
  • At Sur, Lala later tries to have a convo with Scheana and she’s not having it. She’s “uncomfortable” with having more than a hello at work since Tequila Katie is one of her best friends
  • Queen Stassi, Kristen and Tequila Katie are day drinking when Scheana texts Kristen to let her know she shut down Lala. (She wants to be part of the Chanel Clique.)                                                                                                                                                               clapbackstassi
  • Schwartz is seeing a therapist about commitment issues (While it is a good thing to get therapy, did he let Tequila Katie know?)
  • Turns out Tequila Katie doesn’t know! I smell drama! (You are about to marry her and can’t be honest about this? Check yourself before you wreck yourself!)
  • Jax complains that Brittany won’t make him a sandwich and that he does all the cleaning and paying bills! She owes him for the boob job. (Brittany’s confessional had me rotfl because her dress kept unzipping. Maybe get a bigger dress?)
  • Queen Stassi and Tequila Katie hang out with Kristen after her veneer surgery. Scheana shows up and they tell her that she is not a good friend.
  • James is a drunken mess at work and starts problems. Jax adds fuel to that fire by spreading rumors that James cheated. Lisa just gives him a slap on his wrist. (Lisa, just fire him!)                                                                                                                           fight
  • Schwartz decides to ask Ariana to be a groomsman and she has to eat butt steak like Jax and Sandoval. (Another shady thing behind Tequila Katie’s back! It’s not like Tequila Katie told him not to invite Ariana, wait she did! I see how lots of lie and omitting stuff in that marriage. #NotRelationshipGoals )
  • James tells Sandoval that his job is safe because he’s got it good with Lisa. The next day after his angry screaming towards Lisa and Ken (Ken was not having it and told him off! Go Ken!), he meets with Lisa and she tells him bitch bye he’s fired! (I didn’t think production Lisa was going to fire him.)                                        lisafire

 

 

 

 

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RHOA – Ghosts of Boyfriends Past

This episode of  RHOA (Real Housewives of Atlanta)  was full of shade and drama!

Key moments with my commentary: 

  • Phe Phe, Porsha, and Shade by Sheree discuss Kenya and Sheree’s “fight”. Which includes throwing shade left and right.

My fave quotes:

  • “We came through serving camel toe!” – Phe Phe
  • “Thick cut bacon for some thick ass sisters…” – Phe Phe
  • ““A little dick is good! That’s what a little dick will do!” – Phe Phe
  • “Everyone knows Kenya slept her way to the top of the Z list dvd rack!” – Shady Sheree
  • “I ain’t never been associated with no hoes!” – Shady Sheree
  • “It’s not chateau Thelma, it’s in a trust” – Shady Sheree
  • “In a trust, can be in your momma name! She probably used your name while you grew up! Electric bill at 5 years old! “ – Clueless Porsha
  • “Maybe she’s a ground hog and sleeps in a hazmat suit!” – Phe Phe
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  • Krayonce Kenya and Matt workout at the park (Couple that work out together, stays together?) Or she’s so vain that she has to show her thotness fitness
  • Matt introduces Krayonce Kenya to his family. She’s concerned because she is 16 years older than Matt.
  • Meanwhile at the Kandi Factory, Kandi throws shade at the ladies for having openings without the finished product, Ie Shady Sheree’s fashion show with out clothes to show and Krayonce’s Kenya’s open American horror story house soft opening.
  • Kandi is having baby daddy issues with Riley’s dad Block. (What kind of name is Block? Obvious name for someone who doesn’t pay child support or make time to see his kid!)
  • Kandi needs some security at the Kandi Factory because homegirl Kris Kelly, Block’s gf decided to try to get her 5 minutes of fame talk to Kandi about Block and Riley’s father daughter relationship.
  • Kandi hates the word “baby daddy” and doesn’t want to call Block her baby daddy drama to stay on the show
  • Cynthia needs to love herself…Stop trying to get back with Papa smurf Peter, if he loved you, he would have tried harder.                                                                                                                                   cynthia
  • Porsha wants to be a mom so she reconnected with ex Chris, plans to ask him to be a sperm donor. (Girlfriend is going to need a nanny! I rather have adventures of Phe Phe and Porsha “Prowl in the City” or “Thotlandia”)
  • Like a bestie, Phaedra thinks it’s a bad idea
  • So what does Porsha do? The opposite! She meets up with Chris and lets him know that she wants his sperm… Unfortunately for her, he turns her down.
  • Shady Sheree can get a way hotter man than Bob. One that dresses up for a date and takes her to a nice place. Love yourself girl!
  • Matt and Kenya drive to Cincy, OH for the family reunion and Kenya is not having this road trip…she just wines and pouts, she hates road trips!
  • Matt’s sister is over Kenya before she fully gets to know her. Biggest concern is the age difference. (Really? They are both consenting adults!)
  • Matt’s mom is also over Kenya. (Guess these will be in-law hell!)
  • Kandi and Sheree color coordinate to the gym. (Both wear yellow.)
  • Kandi has a breakdown and needs a friend. Sheree is like well Bob….(Talk about being a good friend!)                                                                                                                                                                  kandi-tears
  • We also learn that Porsha used to date Block! (Gross!)

 

 

 

 

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VPR – Call It Like I See It

This episode of  Vanderpump Rules  should be called Butt Steaks….

Key moments with my commentary:

  • Tequila Katie hosts a bridal party brunch and asks everyone except Lala and Ariana to be bridesmaids. (I loved the ballon with the notes)
  • Team slogans “Bridesmaids who ha ha!”
  • How many strikes does James get? (Two and he should be out!)
  • Lala contemplates apologizing to Scheana and Tequila Katie (You can’t be a villain if you apologize!)
  • Jax pleads in his confessional, “Lisa, get rid of this f*cking idiot!” Do I agree with Tax?
  • Lisa get rid of James the self-proclaimed Dj in top 100 iTunes
  • Scheana is the audience tells Lisa that James is a 24 year old and to stop excusing him. She imitates Lisa!
  • Tequila Katie has a convo with Ariana about not selecting her as a bridesmaid (It’s okay that she shows up at the wedding LOL)
  • Schwarts hosts a groom brunch with Sandoval and Jax, they discuss the prenup, Jax disagrees and points out that only rich people do that, Sandoval had suggested it, Schwarts asks them if they will be groomsmen, Schwartz serves them steak and shrimp that he rubbed between his buttcheeks and gives them pictures of him doing it (eww why is Sandoval wearing shower shoes with a dress shirt, pants, and bowtie? Eww at butt cheek juice marinade! )                                           stassiheart
  • Jax says the steaks were good! (Eww)
  • Tequila Katie, Stassi, and Kristen go invitation shopping and decide on $18.50 tea towels (Why?)
  • Lisa decides to smell James to make sure he has not been drinking and keeping his nose clean (Of course he’s going to be clean)
  • Lala and Scheana discuss why they went wrong. Lala is apologizing for being a bully. She’s “sorry!” Scheana is not having it, she’s going to stick by Tequila Katie and the squad
  • Lala says she doesn’t like Tequila Katie and owes “this bitch and apology”, she says that “rocks are being thrown” and Tequila Katie calls her a “whore”, that she calls it like she sees it, that she is f*cking a married man(You can’t be a villain if you apologize! Tequila Katie is right).
  • Schwartz is complaining that he’s spending so much money on wedding and get togethers (Talk about cheap! Just elope! If you are going to complain then you should have elope!)
  • Why is Schwartz and Tequila Katie’s apartment so messy? (Metaphor for their current relationship?) I think Tequila Katie will be more than “socially lubricated!”
  • Jax seems to have a transvestite and transgender fetish. Sandoval wants a drag queen. Jax says it’s the same thing
  • Katie and Carter need a room! Don’t wet the couch!
  • Stassi and Brittany have a heart to heart discussing Patrick and Stassi’s miserable relationship issues. (Sometimes love isn’t enough to maintain a relationship.) Those two? Stassi should have said, “Jax is an asshole! You should totes dump him!”Why is James wearing a shirt with holes in it?
  • Jax tells Peter that Scheana lost her butt. (I can’t with Jax!)
  • We are all proud of Tequila Katie for being blunt and telling Lala dating a married man.                    nenelgs
  • Tequila Katie is not having it with Scheana being “friendly” with Lala and Scheana sees the error of her ways…

 

 

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P.S. Sorry for the delayed post, I was busy during the Thanksgiving holiday and just got around to watching the episode. XO

 

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VPR – What Went Down

Shall we call last night’s episode of  Vanderpump Rules “Leave it to the bitches” instead?

Key moments with my commentary:

  • Both Toms (Sandoval and Schwartz) decided it was time to go down on each other do some bromosexual stuff like getting couples massages and doing a spa day together…                                      TomsVPR
  • Both Kristen and Brittany still deny it.
  • Jax’s rumour wet dream of Kristen doing the Kentucky muffing dive with his gf Brittany is spreading like herpes all over SUR even Lisa knows! (Way to go Jax! Just man up and break up with her already)
  • Lisa hosted World Dog Day (More like sad dog party where no alcohol is allowed!)
  • Since Schwartz is with his man Sandoval, Tequila Katie is hardly working hard being Lisa’s assistant.
  • Brittany confronts Jax  and he’s like, whatevs! You see why we shouldn’t be together work together?
  • Brittany alleges nothing happened except kissing while cuckold Carter watched. Sure Jan!
  • Kristen on the other hand is super pissed! She isn’t going to be a rumoured cheater again!
  • James and Lala hang out and validate each other’s big egos. James can’t help but tell it like it is, “our frenemies are FAT!”
  • Will Queen Stassi become Tequila Katie’s Maid of Honor or bridesmaid? Only the season will tell.
  • Brittany needed to cool down so she stayed the night at Scheana’s. She goes back home to find her lazy boyfriend not wanting to communicate with her like an adult.
  • Kristen must have been really drunk because she can’t remember Kentucky muffin diving night unless she’s bluffin’ with her muffin’…
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  • Tequila Katie wants Schwartz to help her book the wedding venue and he decides to bring up pre-nups!
  • James apologizes for calling Tequila Katie fat. (She should have slapped him!)
  • Kristen, with her bodyguard Carter, confronts Jax about his rumor and how he is a big a$$hole!

 

 

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