Sense8 Cancelled!

Netflix has cancelled Sense8 after two seasons. The 2nd season finale ended in a cliffhanger. Hopefully we get at least one episode that wraps it all up.  Thoughts?

 

Until next time,

 

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RHOB Reunion Part 1: Ice Queen and PantyGate

On last night’s episode of RHOB (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) Reunion Part I, we saw that the end of #PantyGate is near. I think everyone including the ladies can agree that it’s been the Munchhausen of this season and it’s annoying. Before the ladies are at the reunion, we get a look behind-the-scenes of the ladies preparing for battle without makeup! (Either this is really cool since they are breaking the fourth wall or super shady of the producers. I will stand by the latter.)
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VPR – Call It Like I See It

This episode of  Vanderpump Rules  should be called Butt Steaks….

Key moments with my commentary:

  • Tequila Katie hosts a bridal party brunch and asks everyone except Lala and Ariana to be bridesmaids. (I loved the ballon with the notes)
  • Team slogans “Bridesmaids who ha ha!”
  • How many strikes does James get? (Two and he should be out!)
  • Lala contemplates apologizing to Scheana and Tequila Katie (You can’t be a villain if you apologize!)
  • Jax pleads in his confessional, “Lisa, get rid of this f*cking idiot!” Do I agree with Tax?
  • Lisa get rid of James the self-proclaimed Dj in top 100 iTunes
  • Scheana is the audience tells Lisa that James is a 24 year old and to stop excusing him. She imitates Lisa!
  • Tequila Katie has a convo with Ariana about not selecting her as a bridesmaid (It’s okay that she shows up at the wedding LOL)
  • Schwarts hosts a groom brunch with Sandoval and Jax, they discuss the prenup, Jax disagrees and points out that only rich people do that, Sandoval had suggested it, Schwarts asks them if they will be groomsmen, Schwartz serves them steak and shrimp that he rubbed between his buttcheeks and gives them pictures of him doing it (eww why is Sandoval wearing shower shoes with a dress shirt, pants, and bowtie? Eww at butt cheek juice marinade! )                                           stassiheart
  • Jax says the steaks were good! (Eww)
  • Tequila Katie, Stassi, and Kristen go invitation shopping and decide on $18.50 tea towels (Why?)
  • Lisa decides to smell James to make sure he has not been drinking and keeping his nose clean (Of course he’s going to be clean)
  • Lala and Scheana discuss why they went wrong. Lala is apologizing for being a bully. She’s “sorry!” Scheana is not having it, she’s going to stick by Tequila Katie and the squad
  • Lala says she doesn’t like Tequila Katie and owes “this bitch and apology”, she says that “rocks are being thrown” and Tequila Katie calls her a “whore”, that she calls it like she sees it, that she is f*cking a married man(You can’t be a villain if you apologize! Tequila Katie is right).
  • Schwartz is complaining that he’s spending so much money on wedding and get togethers (Talk about cheap! Just elope! If you are going to complain then you should have elope!)
  • Why is Schwartz and Tequila Katie’s apartment so messy? (Metaphor for their current relationship?) I think Tequila Katie will be more than “socially lubricated!”
  • Jax seems to have a transvestite and transgender fetish. Sandoval wants a drag queen. Jax says it’s the same thing
  • Katie and Carter need a room! Don’t wet the couch!
  • Stassi and Brittany have a heart to heart discussing Patrick and Stassi’s miserable relationship issues. (Sometimes love isn’t enough to maintain a relationship.) Those two? Stassi should have said, “Jax is an asshole! You should totes dump him!”Why is James wearing a shirt with holes in it?
  • Jax tells Peter that Scheana lost her butt. (I can’t with Jax!)
  • We are all proud of Tequila Katie for being blunt and telling Lala dating a married man.                    nenelgs
  • Tequila Katie is not having it with Scheana being “friendly” with Lala and Scheana sees the error of her ways…

 

 

Until next time,

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P.S. Sorry for the delayed post, I was busy during the Thanksgiving holiday and just got around to watching the episode. XO

 

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VPR – What Went Down

Shall we call last night’s episode of  Vanderpump Rules “Leave it to the bitches” instead?

Key moments with my commentary:

  • Both Toms (Sandoval and Schwartz) decided it was time to go down on each other do some bromosexual stuff like getting couples massages and doing a spa day together…                                      TomsVPR
  • Both Kristen and Brittany still deny it.
  • Jax’s rumour wet dream of Kristen doing the Kentucky muffing dive with his gf Brittany is spreading like herpes all over SUR even Lisa knows! (Way to go Jax! Just man up and break up with her already)
  • Lisa hosted World Dog Day (More like sad dog party where no alcohol is allowed!)
  • Since Schwartz is with his man Sandoval, Tequila Katie is hardly working hard being Lisa’s assistant.
  • Brittany confronts Jax  and he’s like, whatevs! You see why we shouldn’t be together work together?
  • Brittany alleges nothing happened except kissing while cuckold Carter watched. Sure Jan!
  • Kristen on the other hand is super pissed! She isn’t going to be a rumoured cheater again!
  • James and Lala hang out and validate each other’s big egos. James can’t help but tell it like it is, “our frenemies are FAT!”
  • Will Queen Stassi become Tequila Katie’s Maid of Honor or bridesmaid? Only the season will tell.
  • Brittany needed to cool down so she stayed the night at Scheana’s. She goes back home to find her lazy boyfriend not wanting to communicate with her like an adult.
  • Kristen must have been really drunk because she can’t remember Kentucky muffin diving night unless she’s bluffin’ with her muffin’…
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  • Tequila Katie wants Schwartz to help her book the wedding venue and he decides to bring up pre-nups!
  • James apologizes for calling Tequila Katie fat. (She should have slapped him!)
  • Kristen, with her bodyguard Carter, confronts Jax about his rumor and how he is a big a$$hole!

 

 

Until next time,

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VPR – Summer Bodies

I’m so glad we had a Vanderpump Rules premiere last night because RHOC Reunion Part 1 was a snooze!

Key moments with my commentary:

  • YAS to Kristen and Stassi being back full-time! Without them, you might as well cancel the show. They keep it interesting.tumblr_ogbzydasou1tn3skko1_500
  • Everyone hates Lala (and James). She’s not fun! I can’t even with her “entering Lala Land with a palm tree”porn” with the palm tree inside her. Like what? Your biggest aspiration?
  • Why is Lala even trying to be the RHOA Season 1 Kim Zolciak with her married Sugar Daddy?
  • Why is Brittany working at SUR? Can Jax please be an adult man and get a non-bartender job? Dude, you are like 36 years old!
  • Jax’s wet dream of Kristen eating Brittany out becomes a rumor that he spreads… Why are you trying to sabotage relationships Jax?
  • Kristen needs to love herself and find a man that believes in 80/20. She’s dated freeloaders.
  • Ariana gives Kristen a new name, “Kunninlingus Kristen.” Jax what have you done?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      tumblr_o0ifeeilvu1qk08n1o1_500
  • At the OK! Mag party, James decides to call out everyone on their “summer bodies.” James and Lala give no f*cks about calling Stassi a “bitch” and Tequila Katie a “blob” Can you think of anything better than calling Tequila Katie, “pregnant/fat/blob”? If you want attention, go post selfies on IG.
  • Lala calling Katie fat, like really? Is that the best you can come up with?
  • Schwartz needs to man up and protect his Katie. Like come on!                                                                                                                              tumblr_ogc4zwzgqw1tn3skko1_250
  • If I were Stassi during the James trolling on “summer bodies,” I would just be cackling instead of being poised.
  • Why did Schwartz console crying attention-whore troll James? We get it, parents are divorcing but you aren’t 7 years old! You are 25! Man up! Go cry on your trust fund!
  • Stassi, Katie, Kristen, Scheana can we please wedding plan instead of talking about Lala?

Until next time,

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RHOA – House of Shade and Dust

The return of RHOA (Real Housewives of Atlanta) on Bravo wasn’t just about a big party or drama, it was all shade.

Key moments with commentary:

  • Sorry Kenya, looks like Sheree won the finished house. No one said it had to be decorated, landscaped, or even clean.                                                                                                                                        tumblr_og937my2pi1vrjwbvo1_500
  • Keyonce’s  Kray-Kraynea’s Kenya’s unfinished manor party – Either production is a shady b*tch or Kenya needs real friends to tell her that you can’t have a party when you don’t have a finished house, fashion line, toaster oven, etc…(Girlfriend, you need to have AC. Bless those guests and their runny makeup, having to walk down an incline in heels, ugh can we say Mess!)                                                                                                      tumblr_og935jp0tv1vrjwbvo1_500
  • Cynthia is divorcing smug Peter. She deserves better. I wouldn’t trust him with a two foot pole! Just saying! Oh and your daughter agrees, you might have self-esteem issues.
  • Moore Manor is more like a big cottage and Chateau Sheree has the worst views. I can’t tell which one is tackier.
  • Can I call Doggie Protective Services? Kenya, girl! You can’t leave your dogs in a doggie carrier. Get them a doggie crate or a pet hotel!
  • Can we have a RHOA: Thotlandia spinoff starring Phe Phe Phaedra and Porsha?
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  • Phaedra and Porsha’s thirst for the D! Can we get them some hot men?
  • Porsha is getting therapy to deal with anger issues, maybe she needs to go into the UFC?
  • Oh did I mention that Porsha wasn’t invited to Less Moore Manor’s crumbling unfinished “soft-opening”?
  • Can we say party crasher? Phaedra decides to have Porsha as her plus one!
  • Nene is no where in sight as expected. Girlfriend is too big of a star!
  • Eh, Kandi and Todd potty training their 6 month old. Talk about boring…Maybe start a youtube channel!
  • Shady Sheree had me cackling with her faces!

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Until next time,

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*I may sound harsh, judgy, and maybe mean girl-esque but I want a housewife to succeed! As a friend, which they need, I will not sugar coat this at all. Plus I tend to call out my fave housewives more than others…

 

 

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London Calling

Ladies of London aka Real Housewives of London premiered and let’s just say these rich ladies know how to bring in the drama.

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Key moments with commentary:

  • Caprice and Noelle are gone. I liked Caprice.
  • Juliet and Marissa, fighting about where to celebrate Thanksgiving
  • Marissa wanted to hold the event at her restaurant so she could promote it
  • Juliet betrays her bestie and asks Queen Caroline to host.
  • Queen Caroline calls out Marissa as a social climber that reeks of desperation? (Girl! That will go over well when she finds out! #drama)
  • Juliet felt judged by Caroline and had to mention that her house is worth 3 million pounds (ugh the struggle is real with that one #3millionpoor)
  • Marissa was uber offended that Caroline was throwing a rival Thanksgiving dinner (She’s not even American!) She also offends her bestie now frenemy as climbing higher inside Caroline’s a$$! (Watch out, girlfriend looks like she will drive a Louboutin in your eye!)
  • Caroline’s shady comment comparing Marissa to Martha f*cking Stewart without jail sentence. (She was read to filth!)
  • Juliet, I love you but you are a terrible friend.
  • Baroness Caroline F. Vs Queen Caroline S. = frenemies?

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NikkiKat

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